What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:03

-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why is there so much evil in the world?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-J W Pepper
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Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.